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Wicked Plague (2025)
Despite how this reads I don’t really hate Wicked Plague, even though I think Palmer Luckey should have his goatee dry-shaved when he least expects it. I just want it to be at least half as good as it looks.
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Penguin Wars (1990)
There’s barely anything to this, but the appeal of a cute cow doming a rabbit with bowling balls until the referee forces it to stop is undeniable.
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Kirby’s Block Ball (1995)
It was the literal first game I ever owned, arguably the impetus for this whole thing, and you expect me to be normal about it? Nah.
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What? Why? Why this? Why the Game Boy?
It would be foolish to attempt to play everything made for the lil gray brick, but I am that fool!

