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  • Trax (1991)

    Trax (1991)

    You can always rely on ’90s HAL for a few things: adorable sprites, a fairly low difficulty curve, and a short runtime. Trax predates Kirby’s Dreamland by about a year, but you can see its roots here. Lots of lil round guys! A smooth onramp for new players into a genre that’s typically less forgiving! 4 entire levels! “Go! Turn! Shoot!” is a perfect introduction in the game’s opening cutscene, because yeah, that’s about all you’re gonna do!

    The core mechanic here lies within the tank’s controls. Your war rig is canonically a janky lil thing. Its treads have been replaced with tires, its rounds are fairly small caliber, and its turret can only turn clockwise. You can snag a range of powerups that’ll help with the second of these issues, but you’re going to be spinning in circles for the entirety of your playthrough. This wacky aiming scheme means that the game being a bit more forgiving doesn’t compromise its tension too much, it just transfers it from threading needles while trying to position yourself for a reprisal to threading needles while trying to line up your shot in the first place. Granted, the double turret power up ends up circumventing a lot of this as it lets you shoot forward and backward at the same time, thereby halving the amount of time it takes to line up said shot, but you don’t have to use that all the time, y’know?

    As is the case in a lot of bullet-dense action games, the slowdown is frequent when the action gets hot and heavy. There are plenty of shmups or shmup-adjacent games that are worsened for this, and maybe this is a preference thing, but I never found it worthy of complaint here. Trax’s funky turret controls mean that every additional bit of reaction time makes a difference, and nothing in this game feels better than perfectly rotating your turret while dodging bullets and popping the offending parties from left to right in slo-mo. Plus the game’s kind of intended to be easy, and the slowdown ends up being an asset there.

    Games like this are entirely made or broken by the quality of their levels, and by extension enemy wave placement. Trax’s levels are…fine. Placements are simple, always solvable with the unupgraded silly spinny shooter, and the game is so generous with lives that you probably won’t need too many attempts to roll credits. Instead of providing puzzly layouts to memorize or high-intensity gauntlets, Trax is more interested in memorable setpieces. My favorite joke is level 2’s midboss, which starts like the classic mirror match battle then takes a turn that got a legitimate laugh out of me.

    Trax is a bit of an odd duck to evaluate in the modern day. Its not especially well known as far as HAL games go, but those who are aware of it have a tendency to talk it up a bit more than I think it warrants. Don’t get me wrong – it’s cute! It’s fun! I’m glad I played it, and would recommend you spend the 20ish minutes it takes to beat “Funi Tank Game” if it sounds like it’d appeal or you’re just curious to dig into HAL’s history. Just don’t expect anything mindblowing here. There’s a reason we haven’t seen this concept revisited since its release: they used all the ideas they had in this single cart, and there were only so many to begin with.

    3/5

  • Super Mario Land (1989)

    Super Mario Land (1989)

    As I’ve been plugging away at the Game Boy’s launch titles I’ve been hemming and hawing on when to talk about Super Mario Land. It seems like one of those games that I should cover with intent, you know? It’s got The Guy on it! The funny Italian one! So I waited. Then I thought about it some more and like…I think there’s enough Mario to be had on this system? We can do this now. It’s fine.

    The Yokoi-led R&D1 division designed this game specifically for the system’s launch, opting to not simply port the NES games in favor of making something wholly new, and boy can you tell! The moment to moment feel of movement is pretty Mario-ish, but everything else is jarringly different. Fireballs? No, superballs that ricochet at angles that’d make your geometry teacher blush! Enemies aplenty that have barely returned beyond the backgrounds of games like Mario Kart World: Moai, Jiangshi, giant flies that turn into horrible skeletons on death that just…linger, and my new favorite: Pipe That Just Has A Fist In It. You get dropped off in later worlds by an unexplained UFO? Picking up a star plays the Can-Can for some reason? There are side scrolling shmup sections??? This Mario guy needs to calm the hell down, he’s gonna overstimulate the soon-to-be-90’s kids!

    All of these choices coalesce into a play experience that feels…weird. You ever play a bootleg that was simultaneously flagrantly incorrect but well made on a technical level? I have, and this would certainly qualify for the list if it was lacking the Nintendo seal. The differences chafed at first. My muscle memory betrayed me semi-regularly, I couldn’t hit a rubber ball shot to save my life, all the sound effects being off kept throwing me for a loop, and…it’s really small? Like everything is tiny. I remember playing this as a kid on a friend’s GB, and even then I remember thinking “oof, ow, my eyes” before handing it back. It doesn’t help that I’d already played the sequel by that point, but that’s a comparison for another day!

    Eventually I acclimated, played the game on its own terms, and took some time to think after beating it a couple times, which is less impressive than it sounds considering this consists of a whole 4 levels. A lot of thought has gone into the following opinion, so I’d appreciate if you treat it with the respect it deserves, OK? Here goes:

    Mario Land is…good.

    Good! Not great, but good. Weird, but I’d argue not weird enough, especially given the reputation it’s built over the years as “the odd one”. Plenty enjoyable in the moment, but so bite sized that it feels more like a tech demo than a full first-party release, which is honestly apt given the circumstances of its development. There’s also a little bit of discomfort in the last world, which opens with the auditory equivalent of Wonton font before transitioning into my favorite track of what ends up being a fairly punchy OST overall. It’s solid enough head to tail, but nothing about it really stands out beyond the areas where it most significantly diverges from established series convention. The whole thing is just a bit wonky.

    Yet, this wonkiness is core to what makes Super Mario Land such an ideal launch title for the handheld. Sure it’s not a better game than home console Marios, and frankly I don’t think anyone reasonable would’ve expected it to be, but it was built from top to bottom to provide the exact experience Yokoi and team intended for the Game Boy on launch: short play sessions of games designed specifically for its play conditions. How long did you really want to stare at the DMG’s pea soup screen? Just long enough to beat SML again, probably! Playing this on better hardware almost betrays the game design a bit, highlighting seams that were less apparent at the time. I don’t love SML, but I do respect the design chops on display greatly. You’re not my favorite launch title, Mr. Land, but you’ve left me with even more respect for Nintendo’s funny little brick as well as the minds behind it, and I appreciate that!

    3/5

  • Feed IT Souls: DOME Edition (2025)

    Feed IT Souls: DOME Edition (2025)

    Feed IT Souls is an angry game. I suspect it wouldn’t exist without that anger. This game is its opinion on its subject matter, fully entangled and intertwined, and it hates that subject. If you’re reading a blog about indie, artist-made Game Boy games in current year, you’ll probably find something to agree with here. I have thoughts on those thoughts, and will elaborate on them in a minute, but I’d be doing FIS a disservice if I didn’t talk about it as a video game as well, because it’s pretty good at being one!

    This is a platformer, and as such you have a jump. Said jump lasts about exactly as long as you hold the button until you hit its apex, meaning movement feels responsive, weighty, and most importantly, precise. The levels take this precision into account, demanding accuracy or a trip back to the last checkpoint, but never becoming so challenging that it feels unreasonable thanks to the quality of the player control.

    FIS is technically a metroidvania, albeit a considerably distilled one, and as a result you gain some movement tricks over the course of the game. I typically dread when platformers grant significant midair controls as the level design and challenge tends to suffer as a result. You’ll be spared from me complaining about double jumps and their consequences today, because FIS’s execution of aerial movement is better than most. The dash here combines movement with offensive utility in a far more satisfying manner than many comparable games, maintaining the game’s pace and precision, without ever feeling like it’s trying to fit too many functions onto the Game Boy’s layout. It’s satisfying! I’d have liked to see a few more hazards, as well as some more challenges (optional or otherwise) that really squeezed this moveset for everything it had, but I’m willing to chalk this up more to my enjoying the gameplay enough to want more of it than any failure of design.

    A playthrough of FIS will probably take most folks about an hour or so. I played carelessly, and spent a bit of extra time slithering in and out of the game’s many wall-vulvas at the end to grab the 3 eggs I missed for 100%, so I spent more time in the grime. I was never bored for a moment, and it opts to wrap up just before its ideas would start running out of steam. Let me reiterate though, you’re just as much here for this game’s ideas and catharsis as you are the hop’n’bop if not more so, and as a result this brisk pace only serves to strengthen what’s on offer.

    Alright, that’s the video game addressed! Now I get to call Elon Musk a loser on a website that talks about Game Boy games and have it actually be relevant! What a time to be alive.

    So yeah, that’s what this game is about. If you consider that a spoiler I apologize, but it has a bigass muskrat enemy as well as a ton of direct references to the man and his ceaseless posting pretty early in, so I don’t think I’m ruining anything by saying so. If anything I suspect a lot of folks would be a lot more interested in the game’s pitch if it just came right out and said it on the itch.io pa-oh wait, it does! It says anti-Musk right there! And people on the internet manage to be surprised or confused as to what this is trying to do? I get we’re here to play Game Boy games, but there isn’t even subtext! Come on y’all.

    Anyway! I think we’ve all earned a bit of Musk-bashing as a treat after being subjected to years of his dogshit opinions and suffering his continuous direct impact on our actual real lives. This game doesn’t even alter his actual words that much beyond recontextutalizing them for the MeatMars we find ourselves on. He’s just as petulant, idiotic, and pissy here as the real thing, ruining the lives of everyone around him in service of seeing his vision through, only to constantly change that vision when the realities of the situation prove it untenable then declare victory by super-genius anyway. With every shove of the goalposts more lives and skilled workers are lost, until the situation deteriorates to the point where he needs to upload his consciousness to a comically oversized smartphone and manufacture more help. Now your player character is the newest helping hand fresh off the conveyor belt, built to serve, unquestioning, lest you be thrown back in the meatgrinder and replaced with another. The greatest sin you commit in the eyes of your “creator” is reclaiming your agency. Apt!

    Look, I’m a writer. I like a clever work that I need to unpack as much as the next person who was failed by a public school gifted program. Subtlety can be useful, but it is but one tool of many in a writer’s belt, and sometimes it’s the wrong tool for the job. Sometimes precision instruments don’t get it done. Sometimes you just need a hammer. Feed IT Souls is a pneumatic one. I can’t call this the greatest Game Boy game I’ve played, indie or otherwise, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy it from head to tail, both as a platformer and as a platform.

    4/5

  • Tennis (1989)

    Tennis (1989)

    “Mario” Tennis? We’ve already got that game at home! See, there’s Mario! He’s the one who keeps telling you how bad you are at serving!

    Consider that this was a Game Boy launch title, on a system that was a lot of people’s first exposure to Nintendo and its roster of marketable mascots. I would love to meet the person whose response to “Hey, do you like Mario?” would be “Who, the Tennis judge?”. He’s so out of place too, just sittin’ there watching completely normal dudes whack the ball around, surrounded by an audience of more normal dudes. If it wasn’t for the cutaways to his smiling face every time you foul, I’d have thought it was just an overt easter egg or something, but no! They want you to know that Mario is Here. Watching. Waiting.

    Beyond the ever present plumber, yeah this sure is a Tennis game. A hits fast but risks clipping the net, B lobs and travels slower. Your dpad input influences your shots and gives you a surprising amount of control, and it doesn’t do you the kindness of Mario Tennis when it comes to hitting the ball well outside of the lines. I initially chafed at Mario constantly telling me that the very-obviously-on-the-line balls weren’t, but grew to appreciate the amount of finesse this game’s hitting has. Makes for good multiplayer too!

    Where I have some gripes is the character movement. It, uh, sucks. You’re slow as hell, there’s no lunges or dives or anything, only waddle around and smack. It makes playing the net feel incredibly risky as you can position the ball better, but any wide lob will kill you dead without recourse. The game has 4 levels of difficulty as well, each making your opponent faster and boosting the ball speed, meaning the game becomes entirely about positioning.

    Actually, let’s talk about that speed for a second. Tennis goes fast as hell by levels 3 and 4. Where was this in Baseball? That game felt like you were playing in the vacuum of space, meanwhile Tennis had me gripping my GB a little too tightly as I rocked the pad back and forth rapidly, scrambling to keep the ball in play against a much stronger opponent. On level 4 it was almost more Ping Pong than Tennis and I consider that a feature. When you take the game on its terms and allow yourself to just play, Tennis manages to capture all of the intensity of actual matches surprisingly well despite, or in part because of, its simplicity. It’s just you, your opponent, and the ball. Oh, and Mario. Mario is there. Mario is always there.

    So is this as good as Mario Tennis, a game that came out over a decade later? Hahahaha, no! God no! That said, the more I played Tennis the more I came to enjoy it. Sure the movement is stiff, but the ball control and sheer speed is enough to make me appreciate it on its own merits. Turns out this “Nintendo” company actually can make a sports game! You love to see it, and I don’t mean the tennis score definition.

    3/5

  • Heiankyo Alien (1990)

    Heiankyo Alien (1990)

    It takes an enviable amount of confidence to call a game “THE JAPANESE MASTERPIECE” on your print ads, but Meldac had it like that back in the 90s. You don’t localize a game like Zombie Nation without being totally convinced it’s a good idea, and they were absolutely right to do so. Everyone say “Thank you, Meldac”.

    The history of Heiankyo Alien is as interesting as it is lengthy, a consequence of its original design emerging in the late 70s from a team at the University of Tokyo’s Theoretical Science division. That version is included on this cart as a bonus for the ludologically curious! It’s…definitely a game from the 70s that isn’t Space Invaders, but it represents a niche within a niche and predates the likes of Pac-Man by a year, so that’s neat.

    What immediately struck me was the sheer amount of personality contained in the new game’s rendition. The sprites are goofy and expressive, the movement is snappy, and the music, my god. HA has some of the best jams found on the system, combining traditional Japanese instrumentation in bloop-heavy Game Boy form with a modern edge that suits the retro-sci-fi-ness of the whole affair. Just phenomenal music to dig holes to.

    Oh yeah, that’s what this game is about! Aliens have descended in Heian era Japan and are scarfing down people in the streets. For whatever reason our little Kebiishi is only armed with a shovel, but he’s about to make it every alien’s problem. Gameplay sees you running through various mazes, digging holes, then burying aliens alive when they stumble into them. Any contact with them will see you devoured whole! The sprites for this are kinda fucked for the Game Boy, honestly! I guarantee at least a couple children had Heiankyo Alien Nightmares. God that’d make a good album name.

    So you’re playing a game of territory control. Your first order of business on any given board is to establish a safe zone that’ll prevent an ambush, then gradually expand it by filling and digging new holes further out, shifting from defense to offense as you gradually thin the aliens’ numbers. Placement of holes is critical as aliens won’t stay in them forever, and if another alien runs into a partially-buried pal they’ll immediately free them, which can see you getting chomped from what appeared to be a position of strength. Combine this with the alien movement behaviors being kinda random until the last one, who will immediately speed up and chase you to the ends of the screen, and you’ve got a game state that’s always comprehensible but never solved.

    Outside of a few environmental quirks like walls that open and shut or a boat you can scoot across sections of the level with later on, that really is all the rules to Heiankyo Alien. Yet from this simple foundation is built a game that I find fiendishly moreish. Approachable, moderately challenging, a bit lucky but always achievable, just perfectly calibrated arcade action. I’ve cleared this thing several times now – not an extraordinary feat, it’s pretty short – and my best run thus far saw me only losing 1 life. I want, no, need to perfect this thing eventually. I’ve got the alien brainworms and they can have all the gray matter they want.

    Transparently, Heiankyo Alien was going to top the current list no matter what. I’ve got a backlog of completed games to write about and keep trying to plug away at more, but unlike literally every other game I’ve played for this project I keep going back for more rounds of this instead, and that’s the strongest endorsement I could give. I’m not always gripped by arcade style games on console as they often lose something for the lack of quarters, joysticks, and secondhand smoke, but Heiankyo Alien fully transcends all of my preexisting hangups. It grips me in the kind of way only the best arcade games can, perfectly aligned with my brain chemistry, and I couldn’t be happier to give it its flowers 25 years later.

    That’s essentially the complete writeup. My original intent was to give this just shy of a perfect score given how slight its scope and completion time is, even though what’s on offer is excellent. Can I tell you what bumped this up to full marks, though?

    I traveled across the country to visit family recently, and was fortunate to get to spend a few days with my nephews and niece that are really little and love video games. If they aren’t playing some sort of big Nintendo release in the living room, they’re on their tablets playing games that even their parents have described as brain rot. At one point, after they expressed interest in the funny brick I was traveling with, I handed them my Game Boy with Heiankyo Alien ready to go and let them take turns figuring it out with minimal guidance.

    They were fascinated. It gripped them like most games don’t. They were actively experimenting, giving each other pointers on where to dig, how to dodge aliens, trying to predict their behaviors, and getting eaten over and over until bedtime. No ad break interruptions to earn resources, no connectivity issues, no distractions, only pure unleaded video game. They were so engaged that they even managed to share without fighting the entire time! That’s a small miracle!

    There’s just something about Heiankyo Alien that works on a level most games don’t, a true It factor, and for me that overcomes any complaint I could level at it. Heiankyo Alien forever.

    5/5