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  • Donkey Kong (1994)

    Donkey Kong (1994)

    After experiencing the eye-searing horrors of DK Land I desperately needed some quality kong time. My friend Penny sent some carts my way to be covered on the site, and DK ’94 was the crown jewel. It was a game I’d already played prior, so its banger status was never in doubt, but wow what a game this is. I had to share it! So I suggested it for our randomized-game-of-the-month show over at Pixel Die, and it won almost immediately. Kismet.

    For your viewing and listening pleasure, almost an hour of top shelf fine vintage kong.

    I honestly considered waiting to cover this one. Can you blame me? It’s legitimately one of the best games the system ever saw – I don’t want it to be downhill from here!

    Regardless, DK ’94 is a masterpiece of platforming and puzzle design. Not just on the Game Boy, not graded on a curve – straight up just an incredible game. There is no facet of this that wasn’t carefully considered, no area that warrants an overhaul, not even the second to last world’s disparate mix of mechanics. Visuals, audio, gameplay, It-Factor. The day this falls off the top of the list will be a momentous one. Kong is Strong.

    5/5

  • Donkey Kong Land (1995)

    Donkey Kong Land (1995)

    Can I confess a particularly spicy opinion for a website about lil Nintendo cartridges? I’ve never been the biggest fan of Rare’s take on Donkey Kong.

    That’s not to say I haven’t enjoyed the Country titles (they’re mostly fun! we appreciate solid level design!), I specifically don’t care for their aesthetic interpretation of the island and its denizens. On a technical level they managed to make the SNES do things that are frankly incredible, but I find the whole thing grimy and unpleasant to look at. The actual animals are fine? I guess? Klaptraps are funny little guys. Everything else looks like it could be responsible for The Bite of ’87, and that’s just not my scene.

    Regardless, my opinion is obviously the minority there. The games were wildly successful to the point where Nintendo effectively handed the ape over to the British. Even after Rare was acquired, the Countrification had fully set in and all games featuring the ape maintained Rare’s general design. DK Country changed how the character was handled for about 3 decades! He was doing the weird duck lip thing that entire time! And when you have a game succeed to this extent, obviously you make spinoffs. For other platforms. Specifically, other platforms that absolutely cannot achieve the visual fidelity of the original. Boy, I was not excited for this one!

    I didn’t particularly enjoy GB Battletoads, but one of its strongest points was its spritework, making oversized goobers in action sequences clearly legible when many other games of the era didn’t. That was four years prior to DK Land 1 and absolutely none of those principles were put into practice here. Look, I get it, the whole point was replicating Country’s look, but the Game Boy just couldn’t do that! This ardent refusal to sufficiently adapt to the platform affects everything for the worse. Add in the lag time of needing to interpret these fuzzy sprites plus any potential GB ghosting, and you’ve got a game that actually looks as bad as most people think games on the system did.

    You’d reasonably think playing this on modern displays or on services like Nintendo Switch Online would alleviate some of this misery, but if anything it makes its other flaws even more pronounced! Sure you have a likely-larger backlit screen, that’s always helpful, but frankly the game still just kinda plays like crap! You have a heap of lives to lose because levels here are a mess, constantly presenting borderline unreactable landings and threats on account of not being able to see more than an inch in front of your monkey on a tiny display. If you try to play this like DKC, rolling, leaping, and building momentum, you will be constantly punished until you’ve sufficiently memorized the upcoming hazards. It’s just a mess from start to finish, even when it’s not threatening a migraine.

    Can I tell you what disappointed me the most? Unlike Country, Land’s last world sends you to a city. As in a brick and mortar one. Presumably a human one! Contemporary Ninty would probably say this is New Donk City, but that’s not the point – this is a wildly different setting! You could do so much with that! They don’t! They never, ever do! Even the K Rool fight is just him running to each side of the screen, throwing his crown around sometimes. So much wasted potential.

    Normally when you go into a game with low expectations it’s easier to forgive potential issues. You’re primed for disappointment, so any positives stand out even more, you know? Not this time. The more I played DKL the more I resented it. Moreso than any other Rare game I’ve played, this felt like a cynical punt for dough. The nicest thing I can say about this whole affair is that the cart really is a nice shade of banana yellow. Yuck.

    1/5

  • Trax (1991)

    Trax (1991)

    You can always rely on ’90s HAL for a few things: adorable sprites, a fairly low difficulty curve, and a short runtime. Trax predates Kirby’s Dreamland by about a year, but you can see its roots here. Lots of lil round guys! A smooth onramp for new players into a genre that’s typically less forgiving! 4 entire levels! “Go! Turn! Shoot!” is a perfect introduction in the game’s opening cutscene, because yeah, that’s about all you’re gonna do!

    The core mechanic here lies within the tank’s controls. Your war rig is canonically a janky lil thing. Its treads have been replaced with tires, its rounds are fairly small caliber, and its turret can only turn clockwise. You can snag a range of powerups that’ll help with the second of these issues, but you’re going to be spinning in circles for the entirety of your playthrough. This wacky aiming scheme means that the game being a bit more forgiving doesn’t compromise its tension too much, it just transfers it from threading needles while trying to position yourself for a reprisal to threading needles while trying to line up your shot in the first place. Granted, the double turret power up ends up circumventing a lot of this as it lets you shoot forward and backward at the same time, thereby halving the amount of time it takes to line up said shot, but you don’t have to use that all the time, y’know?

    As is the case in a lot of bullet-dense action games, the slowdown is frequent when the action gets hot and heavy. There are plenty of shmups or shmup-adjacent games that are worsened for this, and maybe this is a preference thing, but I never found it worthy of complaint here. Trax’s funky turret controls mean that every additional bit of reaction time makes a difference, and nothing in this game feels better than perfectly rotating your turret while dodging bullets and popping the offending parties from left to right in slo-mo. Plus the game’s kind of intended to be easy, and the slowdown ends up being an asset there.

    Games like this are entirely made or broken by the quality of their levels, and by extension enemy wave placement. Trax’s levels are…fine. Placements are simple, always solvable with the unupgraded silly spinny shooter, and the game is so generous with lives that you probably won’t need too many attempts to roll credits. Instead of providing puzzly layouts to memorize or high-intensity gauntlets, Trax is more interested in memorable setpieces. My favorite joke is level 2’s midboss, which starts like the classic mirror match battle then takes a turn that got a legitimate laugh out of me.

    Trax is a bit of an odd duck to evaluate in the modern day. Its not especially well known as far as HAL games go, but those who are aware of it have a tendency to talk it up a bit more than I think it warrants. Don’t get me wrong – it’s cute! It’s fun! I’m glad I played it, and would recommend you spend the 20ish minutes it takes to beat “Funi Tank Game” if it sounds like it’d appeal or you’re just curious to dig into HAL’s history. Just don’t expect anything mindblowing here. There’s a reason we haven’t seen this concept revisited since its release: they used all the ideas they had in this single cart, and there were only so many to begin with.

    3/5

  • Super Mario Land (1989)

    Super Mario Land (1989)

    As I’ve been plugging away at the Game Boy’s launch titles I’ve been hemming and hawing on when to talk about Super Mario Land. It seems like one of those games that I should cover with intent, you know? It’s got The Guy on it! The funny Italian one! So I waited. Then I thought about it some more and like…I think there’s enough Mario to be had on this system? We can do this now. It’s fine.

    The Yokoi-led R&D1 division designed this game specifically for the system’s launch, opting to not simply port the NES games in favor of making something wholly new, and boy can you tell! The moment to moment feel of movement is pretty Mario-ish, but everything else is jarringly different. Fireballs? No, superballs that ricochet at angles that’d make your geometry teacher blush! Enemies aplenty that have barely returned beyond the backgrounds of games like Mario Kart World: Moai, Jiangshi, giant flies that turn into horrible skeletons on death that just…linger, and my new favorite: Pipe That Just Has A Fist In It. You get dropped off in later worlds by an unexplained UFO? Picking up a star plays the Can-Can for some reason? There are side scrolling shmup sections??? This Mario guy needs to calm the hell down, he’s gonna overstimulate the soon-to-be-90’s kids!

    All of these choices coalesce into a play experience that feels…weird. You ever play a bootleg that was simultaneously flagrantly incorrect but well made on a technical level? I have, and this would certainly qualify for the list if it was lacking the Nintendo seal. The differences chafed at first. My muscle memory betrayed me semi-regularly, I couldn’t hit a rubber ball shot to save my life, all the sound effects being off kept throwing me for a loop, and…it’s really small? Like everything is tiny. I remember playing this as a kid on a friend’s GB, and even then I remember thinking “oof, ow, my eyes” before handing it back. It doesn’t help that I’d already played the sequel by that point, but that’s a comparison for another day!

    Eventually I acclimated, played the game on its own terms, and took some time to think after beating it a couple times, which is less impressive than it sounds considering this consists of a whole 4 levels. A lot of thought has gone into the following opinion, so I’d appreciate if you treat it with the respect it deserves, OK? Here goes:

    Mario Land is…good.

    Good! Not great, but good. Weird, but I’d argue not weird enough, especially given the reputation it’s built over the years as “the odd one”. Plenty enjoyable in the moment, but so bite sized that it feels more like a tech demo than a full first-party release, which is honestly apt given the circumstances of its development. There’s also a little bit of discomfort in the last world, which opens with the auditory equivalent of Wonton font before transitioning into my favorite track of what ends up being a fairly punchy OST overall. It’s solid enough head to tail, but nothing about it really stands out beyond the areas where it most significantly diverges from established series convention. The whole thing is just a bit wonky.

    Yet, this wonkiness is core to what makes Super Mario Land such an ideal launch title for the handheld. Sure it’s not a better game than home console Marios, and frankly I don’t think anyone reasonable would’ve expected it to be, but it was built from top to bottom to provide the exact experience Yokoi and team intended for the Game Boy on launch: short play sessions of games designed specifically for its play conditions. How long did you really want to stare at the DMG’s pea soup screen? Just long enough to beat SML again, probably! Playing this on better hardware almost betrays the game design a bit, highlighting seams that were less apparent at the time. I don’t love SML, but I do respect the design chops on display greatly. You’re not my favorite launch title, Mr. Land, but you’ve left me with even more respect for Nintendo’s funny little brick as well as the minds behind it, and I appreciate that!

    3/5

  • Feed IT Souls: DOME Edition (2025)

    Feed IT Souls: DOME Edition (2025)

    Feed IT Souls is an angry game. I suspect it wouldn’t exist without that anger. This game is its opinion on its subject matter, fully entangled and intertwined, and it hates that subject. If you’re reading a blog about indie, artist-made Game Boy games in current year, you’ll probably find something to agree with here. I have thoughts on those thoughts, and will elaborate on them in a minute, but I’d be doing FIS a disservice if I didn’t talk about it as a video game as well, because it’s pretty good at being one!

    This is a platformer, and as such you have a jump. Said jump lasts about exactly as long as you hold the button until you hit its apex, meaning movement feels responsive, weighty, and most importantly, precise. The levels take this precision into account, demanding accuracy or a trip back to the last checkpoint, but never becoming so challenging that it feels unreasonable thanks to the quality of the player control.

    FIS is technically a metroidvania, albeit a considerably distilled one, and as a result you gain some movement tricks over the course of the game. I typically dread when platformers grant significant midair controls as the level design and challenge tends to suffer as a result. You’ll be spared from me complaining about double jumps and their consequences today, because FIS’s execution of aerial movement is better than most. The dash here combines movement with offensive utility in a far more satisfying manner than many comparable games, maintaining the game’s pace and precision, without ever feeling like it’s trying to fit too many functions onto the Game Boy’s layout. It’s satisfying! I’d have liked to see a few more hazards, as well as some more challenges (optional or otherwise) that really squeezed this moveset for everything it had, but I’m willing to chalk this up more to my enjoying the gameplay enough to want more of it than any failure of design.

    A playthrough of FIS will probably take most folks about an hour or so. I played carelessly, and spent a bit of extra time slithering in and out of the game’s many wall-vulvas at the end to grab the 3 eggs I missed for 100%, so I spent more time in the grime. I was never bored for a moment, and it opts to wrap up just before its ideas would start running out of steam. Let me reiterate though, you’re just as much here for this game’s ideas and catharsis as you are the hop’n’bop if not more so, and as a result this brisk pace only serves to strengthen what’s on offer.

    Alright, that’s the video game addressed! Now I get to call Elon Musk a loser on a website that talks about Game Boy games and have it actually be relevant! What a time to be alive.

    So yeah, that’s what this game is about. If you consider that a spoiler I apologize, but it has a bigass muskrat enemy as well as a ton of direct references to the man and his ceaseless posting pretty early in, so I don’t think I’m ruining anything by saying so. If anything I suspect a lot of folks would be a lot more interested in the game’s pitch if it just came right out and said it on the itch.io pa-oh wait, it does! It says anti-Musk right there! And people on the internet manage to be surprised or confused as to what this is trying to do? I get we’re here to play Game Boy games, but there isn’t even subtext! Come on y’all.

    Anyway! I think we’ve all earned a bit of Musk-bashing as a treat after being subjected to years of his dogshit opinions and suffering his continuous direct impact on our actual real lives. This game doesn’t even alter his actual words that much beyond recontextutalizing them for the MeatMars we find ourselves on. He’s just as petulant, idiotic, and pissy here as the real thing, ruining the lives of everyone around him in service of seeing his vision through, only to constantly change that vision when the realities of the situation prove it untenable then declare victory by super-genius anyway. With every shove of the goalposts more lives and skilled workers are lost, until the situation deteriorates to the point where he needs to upload his consciousness to a comically oversized smartphone and manufacture more help. Now your player character is the newest helping hand fresh off the conveyor belt, built to serve, unquestioning, lest you be thrown back in the meatgrinder and replaced with another. The greatest sin you commit in the eyes of your “creator” is reclaiming your agency. Apt!

    Look, I’m a writer. I like a clever work that I need to unpack as much as the next person who was failed by a public school gifted program. Subtlety can be useful, but it is but one tool of many in a writer’s belt, and sometimes it’s the wrong tool for the job. Sometimes precision instruments don’t get it done. Sometimes you just need a hammer. Feed IT Souls is a pneumatic one. I can’t call this the greatest Game Boy game I’ve played, indie or otherwise, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy it from head to tail, both as a platformer and as a platform.

    4/5